强人翻译的三字经

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人之初 ： At the begining of life.

性本善 ： Sex is good.

性相近 ： Basically,all the sex are same.

习相远 ： But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time.

性乃迁 ： Sex will leave you..

教之道 ： The way of learning it

贵以专 ： is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

择邻处 ： chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学 ： If you don”t study hard,

断机杼 ： Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 ： Dou, the Famous

有义方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine

教五子 ： All his five son took it

名俱扬 ： and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 ： If your children don”t know how to do it,

父之过 ： It is all your fault.

教不严 ： If they had lots of problems with it,

师之惰 ： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 ： You may refuse to study this

非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake

幼不学 ： If you don”t learn it in childhood,

老何为 ： you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 ： If you don”t exercise your dick,

不成器 ： It won”t become hard and strong.

人不学 ： If you don”t learn sex,

不知义 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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人之初 ：At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初) 性本善 ：Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的) 性相近 ：Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴) 习相远 ：But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之) 苟不教 ：If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进) 性乃迁 ：Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活) 教之道 ：The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则) 贵以专 ：is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人) 昔孟母 ：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母) 择邻处 ：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康) 子不学 ：If you don’t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....) 断机杼 ：Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的鸡鸡就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...) 窦燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人) 有义方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方) 教五子 ：All his five son took it.(白话文:生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖) 名俱扬 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中:而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名) 养不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....) 父之过 ：It is all your fault..(英翻中:这所有罪过都是你造成的) 教不严 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....) 师之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中:那他的老师一定教很懒散,没有教的很彻底) 子不学 ：You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....) 非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误) 幼不学 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....) 老何为 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力) 玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟) 不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮) 人不学 ：If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为) 不知义 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)