爆笑中国式英语

水韵花都

1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who www.ddhw.com

2. 白痴：White eat! www.ddhw.com

3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban www.ddhw.com

4. 班长：class long www.ddhw.com

5. 彼此彼此：you me you me www.ddhw.com

6. 表妹：watch sister www.ddhw.com

7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me www.ddhw.com

8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one www.ddhw.com

9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose www.ddhw.com

10. 不三不四：no three no four www.ddhw.com

11. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun www.ddhw.com

12. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng－peng, people die www.ddhw.com

13. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart www.ddhw.com

14. 吃白食：eat white food www.ddhw.com

15. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know www.ddhw.com

16. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s mistake www.ddhw.com

17. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love you www.ddhw.com

18. 电源线：power line www.ddhw.com

19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see www.ddhw.com

20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee www.ddhw.com

21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color www.ddhw.com

22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn myface www.ddhw.com

23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try www.ddhw.com

24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born www.ddhw.com

25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong www.ddhw.com

26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die www.ddhw.com

27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up www.ddhw.com

28. 好久不见：long time no see www.ddhw.com

29. 红颜知己：red face know me www.ddhw.com

30. 加油：add oil www.ddhw.com

31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower www.ddhw.com

32. 开水：open water www.ddhw.com

33. 看不看：see no see? www.ddhw.com

34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go www.ddhw.com

35. 课间操：lesson between fuck www.ddhw.com

36. 老表：old watch www.ddhw.com

37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole www.ddhw.com

38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger www.ddhw.com

39. 没脸见人：have no face see person www.ddhw.com

40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough www.ddhw.com

41. 面试：face try www.ddhw.com

42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who! www.ddhw.com

43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay! www.ddhw.com

44. 你爱我吗：you love I?

45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you www.ddhw.com

46. 你给我等着：you give me wait www.ddhw.com

47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out www.ddhw.com

48. 你给我记住：you give me remember www.ddhw.com

49. 你给我站住：you give me stop www.ddhw.com

50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go 更多精彩加小编微信8575305www.ddhw.com

51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where www.ddhw.com

52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go! www.ddhw.com

53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ? www.ddhw.com

54. 你TMD：you he mother’s www.ddhw.com

55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who www.ddhw.com

56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you! www.ddhw.com

57. 你有两下子：you have two down son www.ddhw.com

58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed， I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！www.ddhw.com

59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son www.ddhw.com

60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see www.ddhw.com

61. 七上八下：seven up eight down www.ddhw.com

62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl www.ddhw.com

63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee www.ddhw.com

64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped www.ddhw.com

65. 去你妈：go you mother www.ddhw.com

66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world www.ddhw.com

67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea www.ddhw.com

68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind www.ddhw.com

69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher www.ddhw.com

70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning www.ddhw.com

71. 色狼：colour wolf www.ddhw.com

72. 生日快乐：birthday happy www.ddhw.com

73. 上网：up net www.ddhw.com

74. 上学：up school www.ddhw.com

75. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice www.ddhw.com

76. 是不是：yes no yes www.ddhw.com

77. 十全十美：ten all ten nice www.ddhw.com

78. 十三点：ten three point www.ddhw.com

79. 试试看：try try see www.ddhw.com

80. 耍帅：