语文和算术：孩子的笑话

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老师要求孩子用‘皱纹’造句。
孩子：我爸爸的蛋上布满了皱纹。
老师怒问家长怎么回事？并语重心长的劝告：不要把什么东西都让孩子看见。
爸爸结果考试卷子一看，说：这孩子从小粗心，又写掉了一个字。
老师问：什么字？
爸爸：脸www.ddhw.com

算术
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine?'"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

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