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Before Marriage - - -
He:      Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She:   Do you want me to leave?
He:      NO! Don't even think about it.
She:   Do you love me?
He:      Of course! Over and over!
She:   Have you ever cheated on me?
He:      NO! Why are you even asking?
She:   Will you kiss me?
He:      Every chance I get!
She:     Will you hit me?
He:        Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She:   Can I trust you?
He:      Yes.
She:     Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.