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标题: 笑不笑由你. [打印本页]
作者: aekk    时间: 2007-7-10 05:33
标题: 笑不笑由你.


  1. Not to Be Taken Out
Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town.
"May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.
"Yes,you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.
"But I must ask you to read it here. You know I make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."
Some days later the neighbour wished to borrow Twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.
"Why,certainly," Twain told him,"You're more than welcome to it. But I must ask you to use it here. You know that I make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."  

2. Lecture
On a snowstorm day, a college professor drove 75 kilos to teach only to find one audience in the classroom. Then, when he finished lecturing and was ready to leave, the person that has been sitting in the audience seat stopped him:"Don't go! I'm the next lecturer scheduled for this room." 
 
3.  Why Is He Howling　
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

4.
作者: 大清太平    时间: 2007-7-10 05:34
标题: 准备笑了

  准备笑了





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作者: steve    时间: 2007-7-10 06:04
标题: A:It doesn't hurt. B:Don't lie, I am a dentist too

  A:It doesn't hurt. B:Don't lie, I am a dentist too





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给各位拜年，大家牛年平安、吉祥、康乐！”
作者: 大清太平    时间: 2007-7-10 06:15
标题: #3 #4 #2 ...合不上嘴啦[:))][:))][:))][:))]

  #3 #4 #2 ...合不上嘴啦





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作者: steve    时间: 2007-7-10 06:21
标题: 5不明白，不过我这还有一个

Some one's baby is too ugly.
Every time when she goes to the zoo, she has to talk to the guy at the door:
"Talk a closer look! This is my baby. Don't say I took your monkey when I come out!"


 

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给各位拜年，大家牛年平安、吉祥、康乐！”
作者: aekk    时间: 2007-7-10 06:27
标题: [:))] #5 应该和你这一个是异曲同工.

   #5 应该和你这一个是异曲同工.




作者: steve    时间: 2007-7-10 06:31
标题: 收到，说明，进门的时候票被收了还没给票根[:-K]

  收到，说明，进门的时候票被收了还没给票根





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给各位拜年，大家牛年平安、吉祥、康乐！”
作者: 紫菜    时间: 2007-7-10 07:52
标题: [:-K][@};-][@};-][@};-]

  




作者: Your Cyber Friend    时间: 2007-7-10 08:57
标题: [:-K]

  





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顶顶大腕卧底
作者: 花心石    时间: 2007-7-10 08:59
标题: [:))]

  





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作者: angeleyes    时间: 2007-7-10 22:05
标题: [>:D<][:-K]

  





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