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标题: 男人慎入（图） [打印本页]

作者: tong-tong 时间: 2011-9-25 00:30
标题: 男人慎入（图）

THREE MEN HIKING IN A FOREST ——三个男人在森林中徒步旅行

Three men were hiking through a forest ...

when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

“God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs ..

and he was able to swim across in about two hours,
having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

“God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.”

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs ..

and he was able to row across in about an hour
after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

“God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.”

Poof! HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream ..

and walked across the bridge.

Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!

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GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH
AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

作者: 含含糊糊 时间: 2011-9-25 09:44
标题: 为什么男人慎入？是因为最后一张？

为什么男人慎入？是因为最后一张？

作者: lwk1 时间: 2011-9-26 15:36
标题: Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the w

Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way tong-tong told you!

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作者: tong-tong 时间: 2011-9-26 20:42
标题: [:-D][>:D<]

作者: 令人遐想 时间: 2011-9-28 06:04
标题: 见过拍马屁的, 没见过这么拍的[:-Q][:-Q][:-Q][:-Q][:-Q]

见过拍马屁的, 没见过这么拍的

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